There’s nothing wrong with owning your sexuality, but must EVERY woman’s costume on the market be a “sexy this” or “sexy that?”

Call me old fashioned, but I’d rather not imagine whatever sexy time may go on in the Ebola quarantine room (which is hopefully none). But not everyone thinks like I do, which is why you could see some “sexy Ebola nurse” costumes at this year’s Halloween parties. Cue nausea.

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Note that while the men’s costume may be equally tasteless, it is far less “sexy.”

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But if you’ve seen this picture going around, you should know that it’s a Photoshopped hoax, and the costume is just a doctored Breaking Bad suit:

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